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My name is Gerard Way.  I am 16, like to draw, and I'm gay.  I have no idea why I would be mentioning this in the second sentence of the story, as it sounds quite awkward to introduce myself with random facts, but I don't care because MCR IZ LIK DA FUKIN AWSOMESST SHIIT ND IF U DON'T LIK DEM U JUST A PUSY-- yeah.

I have few friends at my high school, because being an outcast makes me more lovable and relatable to the reader.  Ray, Bob, and my brother Mikey are the only decent people at my school.  I get bullied a lot, because that's how fangirls like to imagine me, as a helpless, sexy teenager.  Now that the awkward, half-assed introduction is out of the way, let's get into the "actual" "story".

I was sitting in my first period, drawing a fucking masterpiece because that's what I do in all my classes, when the door opens and a guy walks in.  He's amazingly gorgeous, he makes my heart beat faster and butterflies fly around in my stomach, etc, etc.  So he stands in the front of the class, jumping around like a fucking monkey on speed, and says "Hi I'm Frank and I like Skittles and I play guitar and I like Skittles and I just moved here and I like Skittles!!! Skittles Skittles Skittles!! SKITTLES!!!!!!"

Why the fuck does he keep talking about Skittles?? It's so goddamn annoy-- *grits teeth*  It's so endearing and cute that he's fucking obsessed with a fucking candy.  Fucking idiot-- I mean, fucking cutie pie.

The psychotic little midget sits down next to me, as the seat next to me is the only one not taken.  He turns to me and asks, "What's your name my name's Frank and I like Skittles and--"
"Yeah, I heard.  You like Skittles.  My name's Gerard."
"Hi Gerard! That's a nice name!! Do you like Skittles???"
Sigh.  This was going to be a long day.

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It was the end of the day.  Frank was in all my classes, and I had gotten him to stop talking about Skittles long enough to actually learn something about him.  We were somehow the same age, despite being born years apart (nothing weird about that, you see), and he was a pretty cool guy once he calmed down a bit.  Not to mention, he was the sexiest mofo I have ever seen.  The sexual attraction that I was feeling was obviously not reciprocated, though, because how could the other character in a slash fic possibly be gay?  I mean, it was impossible that he could ever like me like that, despite the three times I had caught him openly staring at my ass.  No, it's an impossibility.

I had invited him to my house, and we had just gotten in the door when Mikey arrived home.  He walked up to me, put his arms around my waist, and about choked me with his tongue.

"MIKEY??? WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING???????"
"You told me this morning that this was gonna be a Waycest!!"
"No, idiot, I said it was gonna be a Frerard."
"Oh… dammit, I always get those two mixed up."
"Whatever, Mikey."
He sighed.  "Okay, I'm gonna go stick a fork in a toaster while chugging coffee."

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Frank was staring at my ass again.  What the hell was up with that?  I mean, this just couldn't be a hint that maybe, just possibly, HES FUCKIN GAY AND HE WANTS TO RAEP U ON UR BEDROOM FLOOR--
I must have something on the seat of my jeans.  Yes, that's it.
I'm not a fan of fanfiction personally, but when it's a good storyline and writing, that's cool. It's the ones that are dripping with cheese and stereotypes that get on my nerves.
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LyricDiAngelo Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
XD this was soooo hilarious that there aren't enough words i could use that could express how hilarious this was!!! This is like, fan-fic-ception!!! XD I must be more careful when writing frerards or else they will become stereotypical.
PS. Lol Mikey: "You told me this morning that this was gonna be a Waycest!!" :rofl:
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Muserkikki Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
oh my god I loved this
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BrokenBeatenDamned13 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
LOL this is hilarious :lmao:
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MayFlowerxxx Featured By Owner May 16, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
LOL! Found this well funny!!! Hehe
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IllNeverBeDead Featured By Owner May 18, 2011
thanks very much for the kind words and the faves! :heart:
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keyanaojaghi Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2011
this made me laugh... <3
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CrazyMCRLover Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2011
LMFAO. XD epically hilarious!!
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IllNeverBeDead Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2011
Why thank yous! :D
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mikky18 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2011
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LOL
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IllNeverBeDead Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2011
XD thank you!
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Becca643 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2011
so full of win
that is how every single mcr slash fic that I read goes
i enjoy your mock sarcasm
:)
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IllNeverBeDead Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2011
i aim to please :D
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KatyyGo Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2011
hahahahahahahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahhahahaha - are my describing words.
He sighed. "Okay, I'm gonna go stick a fork in a toaster while chugging coffee." XD
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IllNeverBeDead Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2011
He ALWAYS sticks a fork in a toaster. I don't get it :confused:
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Natie15 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2011  Student General Artist
i just about exploded with laughter.
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IllNeverBeDead Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2011
I'm glad my weird impulses (like writing a fanfic to make fun of fanfics) make people laugh!
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Natie15 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2011  Student General Artist
they do:la:
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wafflesthekitty Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2011
lol, this is hilarious!"HES FUCKIN GAY AND HE WANTS TO RAPE YOU ON YOUR BEDROOM FLOOR" xD
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IllNeverBeDead Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2011
heehee, thank you! :D
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wafflesthekitty Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2011
your welcome!
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addictedtogerardway Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I JUST LOL'D SO HARD.
i mean... :lmao:
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IllNeverBeDead Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2011
heehee, thanks! :D
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CountryGlambert Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2011
I was eating skittles while reading this. And just about choked on them.
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IllNeverBeDead Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2011
i'm.... sorry for inadvertently almost causing your death? O.o
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CountryGlambert Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2011
I'm better now, but was to HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!
IT WAS SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!!
I was laughing my head of and everyone in the room just looked at me like i had a monkey on my head.
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IllNeverBeDead Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2011
Wow.... I thought you were saying that you had read it with a monkey on your head. Had to go back and reread XP
and thanks! :D
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CountryGlambert Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2011
No, I didn't read it with a monkey on my head. :rofl:
And you're welcome!
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BethHeartsTMB Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2011
haha, this actually made my day!!! Laughed so much!

THANK YOU!!!
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IllNeverBeDead Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2011
:D glad to hear it!
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BethHeartsTMB Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2011
haha, good!!!
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IllNeverBeDead Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2011
thanks! :D
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HoofPrintsInTheSand Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2011
"You told me this morning that this was gonna be a Waycest!!"
"No, idiot, I said it was gonna be a Frerard."
"Oh… dammit, I always get those two mixed up."
Made. My. Day. XD
And The whole Skittles thing. XD
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IllNeverBeDead Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2011
:3 im glad i made you laugh!
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be-myDETONATOR Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
LOLOLOLOL. :')
So brilliant. And pretty goddamn hilarious.
Good job. :3
xoxo.
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IllNeverBeDead Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2011
:D thank yous!!
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be-myDETONATOR Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome! :D
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haha i get what u mean. i hate how they are all ones where there at high school and they get beaten up cuz theyre gay but theres a couple that were pretty good but yeah the cheese gets to me. this is kinda funny btw :P i love the waycest bit that was fuckin hillarious.
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IllNeverBeDead Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2011
if its written well, you can get away with a cheddary plot :P but yeah, its annoying sometimes.
and thanks very much!
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falloutgirlxx Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2011  Hobbyist
:heart: epic-ness right there
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:iconillneverbedead:
IllNeverBeDead Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2011
hehe, thank you very much! :D
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animegirl1920 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2011
HAHA! omg this is ssoooo hilarious!! its awesome!! I LOVE IT!!! :D
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IllNeverBeDead Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2011
thanks so much! :heart:
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famous-actress Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2011
Haha, making fun of the stereotypes :highfive:
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IllNeverBeDead Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2011
yeah, 'cept i forgot to put something about Mikey eating sushi :P oh well XP
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famous-actress Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2011
Haha xD
Well, the man does like sushi xD
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9hazzac9 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2011  Hobbyist
SKITTLES!!!........that is all XD
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IllNeverBeDead Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2011
i have a serious thing for Skittles myself, but not to that extent, thank god XP
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9hazzac9 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2011  Hobbyist
lol i love skittles too but not that much
i was on my way home from the doctors on thursday and me and my mum went to the shop,i was aloud to get a sweet but there was too many to choose then i saw SKITTLES so i got them :D:D:D:D as soon as i got home i dug into them and they were gone in about 2mins :XD:
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Beth-Killjoyx Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2011
Ohmygod, just crying.
This is hilarious xo
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IllNeverBeDead Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2011
Aww, thanks! :D
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